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^ :lol:

why dident the skeleton go to the party.......cause he was dead!......

lol *backs out slowly*
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woman: doctor, doctor i feel like a set of curtains?

doctor: well pull yourself together!!

sorry

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irish spitfire pilot is giving a talk in school about his wartime experince,s

pilot "well there i was flying over france, then i relised there were focke's to the left of me, focke's to the right of me. focke's above and focke's below.

teacher interups. "i think i should point out children that the gentlemen is talking about the focke wulf 190 a german fighter plane"

pilot "no no no these focke's were messerschmitt's
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Post by pzrwest »

Knock knock!!
who's there?
Adolf
Adolf who?
adolf ball hit me in the mouff!
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Post by Jon Das Reich »

knock knock

Whos there?

Dishes

Dishes who?

Dishes the police open up
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Why do crabs walk side ways :?: :?:


So they can dance and sing " oh I do like to be besides the sea side"



What do you call a sarcastic cowboy :?: :?:


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Post by Hoffman Grink »

Knock Knock..........

KNOCK KNOCK.........

KNOCK KNOCK..........

KNOCK KNOCK......

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.......

KNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCK

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Post by TIGER RIDER »

why did the monkey fall out of the tree??






CAUSE IT WAS DEAD!!!!!
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Hoffman Grink

Post by Hoffman Grink »

.................................. and the knock knock comes........... when?
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Post by Hoffman Grink »

Why? Is it a wooden monkey?
Is it a Chipbaordanzee?
Or a Mahoganycaque?
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