Panzer IV help!!!!!

[LAH650]

Dear SS Commader Simple...

Why piss about with pipe dreams of a 1-1 size Airfix kit...

Put your money where your mouth is and buy a real on...

Off Milweb

2 each extremely rare Wehrmacht Tank Destroyers "Jagdpanzer Hetzer",

1 each Jagdpanzer is in superb show condition fully operational with brand new original tracks, painted in late pattern 3 color Wehrmacht camouflage,the second one is a restoration project Jagdpanzer allmost complete staying on it's wheels and tracks including complete powerpack,with V8 Saurer Diesel engine,both are late production Wehrmacht Tank Destroyers with the hard hitting demilled 7,5 cm "Sturmkanone 40" anti tank gun as planned by German designers during the war, wider gun mantlet,side skirts corners angled inward,improved road wheel rims and suspension leaf spring packs,two piece commander's hatch,increased ammo stowage,elevation and traverse mechanism improved,improved final drive assemblies,improved idler wheel of varying pattern,only some 28 each of the Jagdpanzer Hetzer have survived worlwide, photo collectors and hobby historians need not apply,opened to very sensitive offers only from collectors having the necessary financial fluidity,please specify full address and landline telephone numbers when e mailing.

[jimmyvonk]

Smeegle!

Here's a small tank even you can afford!

Almost new condition, diesel so much safer than gasoline, fantastic green finish, just requires correct regimental stencils/markings!

http://images.snapfish.co.uk/3475%3B%3A ... 9%3Cnu0mrj

Needs new road wheels, maybe from your pram if you ask nicely?

Also a broomhandle for a gun, again ask nicely and get an adult to cut the hole for you.

[daveydachs]

Oi, that was my idea!
Smeegly, If you save up another 2 grand (on top of the 10 you've already got), you can have my KS600, I'll even chuck in a trailer....

[ss-commander smeders]

m8 i have £24,000 i had £20,000 before.............

[Tanaka]

is that ment to impress people smeegle? otherwise why say it? if you've got it put it where your mouth is and buy something then you can stop asking pointless bloody questions

[jimmyvonk]

Oi, that was my idea!
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But Dave, if you seel him the tank you have you'll have no hot water.... keep the KS600.... just de-harvey it.

[grenadier181]

i think mr smeagle should be banned for breaking his own rules. I mean you can't expect people to follow your rules then you disregard them yourself.

point 1 for instance

http://www.freewebs.com/darthsmeders/

also i think you spelled your name wrong

[ss-commander smeders]

m8 its my website http://www.freewebs.com/darthsmeders it has on thing to do with is website!

[ss-commander smeders]

I think the Jap tank is a great base for a panzer III! all you need is a fv234 or whatever and my mum is puting in more cash!

[Feldjager]

I think the Jap tank is a great base for a panzer III! all you need is a fv234 or whatever and my mum is puting in more cash!

Have you finally lost the plot or are the pre-pubescent hormones making you feel funny???

[SS-Schutze Schuller]

REALITY CHECK

I think you are failing to grasp the enormity of this 'project' you are claiming that you are about to undertake. Its outrageous for a boy like yourself to want a real tank when you dont even have a car license.

Why

- The cost, even if you have that much money, which I highly doubt, you will have to pay for things like licenses to own it, customs charges, not to mention the horrendous shipping costs these vehicles come with.

- You have very little knowledge on tanks or engineering, correct? You have an even more massive task - How will you pay for the Huge amounts in order to convert it to a Pz III? Look at twice as much again, maybe three times! Not to mention the hassle and complications of this.

- Where will you keep it???? These things dont fit in garages, and I doubt that they allow you to park a tank outside your house in the U.K You would need to own land and a small warehouse to keep it in??

For christs sake, mate... its a nice thought i know but BE REALISTIC!!!

My advice is, stick to Airfix, and wait until you're 17. Then join a re-enactment unit and play round with their vehicles - UK groups have loads!!

In the meantime, get your mum to put that money towards a 1940s Bicycle, a replica panzerfaust, and a HJ Uniform.

[Kolya]

A sense of great - some might even say perverse - curiosity led me to look through the lad's previous posts while reading the I-got-it-off-a-model-box uniform thread...

...I don't think I've ever laughed myself into such a state at the same time a Pink Floyd album has been playing in the room

Alas, I've seen far too many daddy's-got-a-Porsche stories in my years on the Intarweb, but I rarely see one that's so poorly executed. Axis Re-enactment Forum holds a record!!

[von bock]

just do what the guys in hungary did build a tiger from scratch it might be cheaper

[Maus Commander]

A sense of great - some might even say perverse - curiosity led me to look through the lad's previous posts while reading the I-got-it-off-a-model-box uniform thread...

...I don't think I've ever laughed myself into such a state at the same time a Pink Floyd album has been playing in the room Laughing Laughing

Alas, I've seen far too many daddy's-got-a-Porsche stories in my years on the Intarweb, but I rarely see one that's so poorly executed. Axis Re-enactment Forum holds a record!! Wink

Seconded! Its one of the best stories on the Internets I've read in a while

Random: OH MY GOSH ITS STAUFER IN YOUR AVATAR!


And yes, it would probably be cheaper to build one from scratch, ok its a 1:1 airfix kit, but still, looks nice and has its place within reenacting.