I'll be going to this tomorrow, mainly to spend lots of cash with Richard underwood and his scary measuring tape
Maybe I'll see some pst! members there?
Farnham militaria fair
dont trust his measuring tape.
it is inacurate .....................
it made me look bigger than i really am
i had to go away and purchase a calibration device to check with his tape.
his tape is definatly eight inches too big
his inches are stretched so far that i had put on eight inches around my waiste.
i have informed the trading standards authority and they are now investigating.
in the mean time i have had to purchase some trousers that say they are 40 but are really 32
he mentioned something about a diet but i was then subjected to a humiliating barrage of "you must have eaten too much at christmas"
this did however succeed in tormenting me so much i now feel that i must hide away in my loft with the lighs off.my food is passed to me in a bucket on string ,and it has ruined my love life.
now until richard can give me assurance that he has overcome the strechiness of the tape i am doomed to live in this cold lonely place.
please help
signed
lonely person.
it is inacurate .....................
it made me look bigger than i really am
i had to go away and purchase a calibration device to check with his tape.
his tape is definatly eight inches too big
his inches are stretched so far that i had put on eight inches around my waiste.
i have informed the trading standards authority and they are now investigating.
in the mean time i have had to purchase some trousers that say they are 40 but are really 32
he mentioned something about a diet but i was then subjected to a humiliating barrage of "you must have eaten too much at christmas"
this did however succeed in tormenting me so much i now feel that i must hide away in my loft with the lighs off.my food is passed to me in a bucket on string ,and it has ruined my love life.
now until richard can give me assurance that he has overcome the strechiness of the tape i am doomed to live in this cold lonely place.
please help
signed
lonely person.
95th nacht..attached 85th gebirgsjeager
have enigma ,will travel.
have enigma ,will travel.