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Alex
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Farnham militaria fair

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I'll be going to this tomorrow, mainly to spend lots of cash with Richard underwood and his scary measuring tape :)

Maybe I'll see some pst! members there?
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Alex, I see the point but seeing pst! members sounds a bit like pissed members does it not? Blimey, it's not time for Beltring yet is it?
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yeah funny that :lol:
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I prefer to think of us as FHM members :wink: http://www.fhm.com/
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Nooo :shock: Nooooo :shock: Nooooo!
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Post by les hearn »

dont trust his measuring tape.
it is inacurate .....................

it made me look bigger than i really am
i had to go away and purchase a calibration device to check with his tape.

his tape is definatly eight inches too big

his inches are stretched so far that i had put on eight inches around my waiste.
i have informed the trading standards authority and they are now investigating.
in the mean time i have had to purchase some trousers that say they are 40 but are really 32

he mentioned something about a diet but i was then subjected to a humiliating barrage of "you must have eaten too much at christmas"
this did however succeed in tormenting me so much i now feel that i must hide away in my loft with the lighs off.my food is passed to me in a bucket on string ,and it has ruined my love life.
now until richard can give me assurance that he has overcome the strechiness of the tape i am doomed to live in this cold lonely place.

please help
signed
lonely person.
95th nacht..attached 85th gebirgsjeager

have enigma ,will travel.
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