Can I be a moderator? Can I ? Go on lemmie lemmie lemmie please pretty please, pretty please with knobs on.
I've been told it's well hard and I feel like a challenge. I've been moderated on other forums, quite extensively on one, so I think I've got a grasp on the basics. I'd understand if you say no, but might not want to play with you rotten lot at events next year.
I fancied my chances on my last forum but I dont think my ass kissing was up to scratch. I even had my picture taken in soviet kit but still to no avail.
You are my last chance to reach this goal, please help me, please.
I can do all the moderating techniques you see elsewhere, spamming, editing post to please my sensibilities and politics, ganging up and bullying forum members who have no recourse to complain or arbitration and lets not forget deleting posts and threads and then asking for evidence.
What do you think? Am I in? I can get my own chips for one or both shoulders.
